TV schedule Thursday 17th September 2015
4:30pm
30 min
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 6 - Open Day
It's open day at Westbrook Academy and Hank has big plans to show potential newcomers that not everyone is as boring as McKelty or as mean as Miss Adolf. Mr Joy though, has other ideas...
6pm (repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 4 - Of Mice And Ben
In this, the 25th episode, Abi has to make a video project about family life. She decides to film the Harpers, but Ben and Susan ruin the film!
6:40pm (repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 5 - Imperfect Strangers
After being ushered away from the university by Janey and her two male friends, Susan and Ben decide to book into a local hotel under fake names and pretend to meet each other again as strangers. As you'd expect, it all goes wrong when Ben enters the wrong room!
7:20pm (repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 5
Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!
8pm (repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater Love
Rodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
8pm
60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series G, Episode 15 - Green
With Jeremy Clarkson, Bill Bailey and Danny Baker.
8:40pm (repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow Peril
After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
9pm
30 min
Three Kinds Of Stupid
Physical comedy for Sky Arts in which three community support officers accidentally kill a blind man's dog.
9pm
30 min
Cradle To Grave
Episode 3
Danny finds himself stepping into a parallel universe, where actual telly programmes can be watched again in your own front room.
9pm
60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6
Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
9:20pm (repeat)
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 5
Sandra shows us the silly game of 'Last Hit' - however, things soon turn ugly when a man gets hit by a car, but still feels as if he needs to play. Nan and her grandson visit the Pound Shop where everything doesn't go according to plan.
9:30pm
30 min
Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 3
Leo and Judy go to see a new exhibition at the art gallery. They were expecting watercolours but end up viewing some provocative and surprising photographs instead.
10pm (repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Anniversary
It's the Fawlty's wedding anniversary, and Sybil storms out, thinking Basil has forgotten - just moments before a group of their friends arrive for celebratory drinks.
10pm
60 min
The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 1
Ian Stone is joined by comedians Clive Anderson, Richard Osman, Ian Moore, Carl Donnelly and man of the people, Keith Dover for a humorous look at the week's football stories including hilarious reaction to all the latest from the Champions League, Europa League and the Premier League.
10pm
30 min
Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 8
Featuring guests Ed Byrne, Nathan Caton, Ed Gamble and Sara Pascoe.
10pm
50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 2
Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Gino D'Acampo are joined by actor and model Kelly Brook, music manager Louis Walsh, Corrie's Hayley Tamaddon and comedian Jimmy Carr.
10:30pm
45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 4
Russell Howard looks at topics including security for the Olympics, the terrible May weather and a lost ET doll. Pali, the world's quickest pizza maker, is the Mystery Guest. The Good News Extra comic is Daniel Simonsen.
11:10pm (repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - Beer
Blackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!
11:50pm (repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 6 - Chains
Melchett and Blackadder are taken hostage by the dastardly German master of disguise Prince Ludwig, just hours after the Queen swore to only pay one more ransom ever. When she struggles to choose between the two, their captor decides to overthrow her and make himself King.
Midnight (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 1, Episode 7
With Lee Mack, Janet Street-Porter, Patrick McGuinness and Trisha Goddard.
